There are not words to express how much I'm looking forward to that inevitable moment during this conversation in which several of the Geighs Yonges, having stored up truly a startling amount of self-confidence and indignation and complete ignorance of historical context during their — what, weeks? Months? — as… » 4/07/12 2:21am 4/07/12 2:21am

If you have found someone who is selling actual quaaludes, have long been the subject of mysterious predictions of their re-appearance, I will felate you for his/her name and number and a personal introduction to them. Wait, I will felate you three times. And then, as Sara Michelle Gellar announced in her most… » 4/03/12 5:32am 4/03/12 5:32am