There are not words to express how much I'm looking forward to that inevitable moment during this conversation in which several of the Geighs Yonges, having stored up truly a startling amount of self-confidence and indignation and complete ignorance of historical context during their — what, weeks? Months? — as… » 4/07/12 2:21am 4/07/12 2:21am

If you have found someone who is selling actual quaaludes, have long been the subject of mysterious predictions of their re-appearance, I will felate you for his/her name and number and a personal introduction to them. Wait, I will felate you three times. And then, as Sara Michelle Gellar announced in her most… » 4/03/12 5:32am 4/03/12 5:32am

and would you later invite a small group of similarly minded friends to join you in your mother's garage to play some game that involves twelve sided dice but that is, importantly NOT DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS WHICH YOU ARE OF ANYWAY AND WHICH SUCKS BECAUSE EVERYBODY LIKES IT? » 4/03/12 5:11am 4/03/12 5:11am